Same Shit Different Toilet.

Well today shall be interesting, i'm going go karting with four of my good friends. But my god. Lemme talk about my past two days. I met a sexy Zac Efron look alike at Publix. He was B-E-A-U-TIFUL! Like seriously. I fell in love. He had one gimple that i would love to lick with my tongue. (; Hairy Queen is asking me for a clip. Annoying bitch. Anywho. Florida is hott as 10 fat bitches in a ferris wheel. Well I'll talk later. OOsh & flaka my friends, Oosh & flaka.

Shrek Babies & Dronkeys

So for those of you who don't know me, i have a sick obsession. Like it's creepy. Some of us, for example my bestfriend Hairy Queen is obsessed with house music, comedian Kathy Griffin is obsessed with toddler pagaents, I my friends- I am obsessed with Shrek & Princess Fiona's Triplets... THE OGRE BABIES! Yeah Donkey & Dragon's five babies Parfait, Cocoa, Peanut, Bananas, & Debbie are great, but i feel like the Ogre babies are too amazing for words. *tear* These little slime-colored ass-smelling babies even have names! *gasp* They are: Fergus, Felicia, & Farkle. Now that's attractive. My obsession is bad. I seriously am going to end up in rehab with crackwhores & Lindsay Lohan if Hairy Queen, Snookie, or Stanky (her scalp smells like well water/ she is a bff of mine) don't get me help. Well i'm just doing a lil intro to my obsession, which will be in many future blogs. So be prepared, it's about to get Shrek in hurrr! Oosh & Flaka my friends, Oosh & Flaka.

Greetings Creepers.

Hello betches. Welcome to my cyber hell hole or as you may call it my... BLOG! So I decided i'm tired of betchin' about my life & the playhouse disney shit that goes on in it & I thought i'd share it with people that matter. Like you. You matter. A lot. Anywhoodles, I would just like to put this out there before I get started:

1. No I don't always type grammatically correct.

2. I cuss, a lot. So if you don't like the words bitch, damn, shit, trollop, farkle, etc. then I suggest you go read someone else's blog.

3. I am not a bitch. I'm sarcastic.

So yuhh bruh bruhs. My name on here is The Slusher. Slusher is my last name & that is what a lot of people call me. Slush, slushy, the slusher, slushaaa, slush-in-the-box, you get the point? So you can call me that. Say slut & not slush & get cyber bitch slapped. K booboo's (:

Btw I am doing this cz my bestfriend, let's call her Hairy Queen, does not believe i can be a blogger. Well blog on this hoeee.

So enjoy & i hope you will actually view this shit. Oosh & Flaka my friends, Oosh & Flaka (: