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Showing posts with label epic fail. Show all posts

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Greetings Creepers.

Hello betches. Welcome to my cyber hell hole or as you may call it my... BLOG! So I decided i'm tired of betchin' about my life & the playhouse disney shit that goes on in it & I thought i'd share it with people that matter. Like you. You matter. A lot. Anywhoodles, I would just like to put this out there before I get started:
1. No I don't always type grammatically correct.
2. I cuss, a lot. So if you don't like the words bitch, damn, shit, trollop, farkle, etc. then I suggest you go read someone else's blog.
3. I am not a bitch. I'm sarcastic.
So yuhh bruh bruhs. My name on here is The Slusher. Slusher is my last name & that is what a lot of people call me. Slush, slushy, the slusher, slushaaa, slush-in-the-box, you get the point? So you can call me that. Say slut & not slush & get cyber bitch slapped. K booboo's (:
Btw I am doing this cz my bestfriend, let's call her Hairy Queen, does not believe i can be a blogger. Well blog on this hoeee.
So enjoy & i hope you will actually view this shit. Oosh & Flaka my friends, Oosh & Flaka (: